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- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- Broken puppets for sale -- no strings attached.
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
- The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
- What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner."
- Parallel lines have so much in common; it's a shame they'll never meet.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He's lucky it was a soft drink.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- Irony is when someone writes "Your an idiot."
- I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
- What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- I would tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He's lucky it was a soft drink.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- Irony is when someone writes "Your an idiot."
- I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
- What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- I would tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
- What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
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- What's a tree's least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- Why don't skeletons fight at parties? They have no stomach for it!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
- What did the ocean say to the ship? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did the bicycle keep falling over? It was two-tired!
- What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberry (because it's in a jam).
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out from the closet? "Supplies!"
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-i-gator!
- Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
- Why can't you give Elsa from Frozen a balloon? Because she'll let it go!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
- Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you in the corner!"
- Why did the clock go to therapy? It was feeling second-hand!
- What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
- Why did the music teacher go to jail? For fingering A-minor.
- What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did one plate say to the other plate? "Lunch is on me!"
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between you and me, something smells."
- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
- What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York City.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils.
- Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
- Why don't we ever play hide and seek with mountains? They're just too peaky!
- Why don't skeletons fight at the carnival? Because nobody has the stomach for fun!
- What did the smartphone say to the charger? "You fulfill me."
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, and the solutions weren't adding up!
- What did the grape say when it was stepped on? It didn't wine, it just let out a little "crush"!
- Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
- What do you call a priest in a bouncy castle? The Holy Bouncer!
- Why don't we ever play hide and seek with mountains? They're just too peaky!
- What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light? "Don't look, I'm changing!"
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, and the solutions weren't adding up!
- What did the grape say when it was stepped on? It didn't wine, it just let out a little "crush"!
- Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
- What do you call a priest in a bouncy castle? The Holy Bouncer!
- Why don't we ever play hide and seek with mountains? They're just too peaky!
- What did the red traffic light say to the green traffic light? "Don't look, I'm changing!"
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, and the solutions weren't adding up!
- What did the grape say when it was stepped on? It didn't wine, it just let out a little "crush"!
- Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
- Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown? The king of the sea!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-i-gator!
- Why did the owl invite his friends over? Because he didn't want to be owl by himself!
- What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
- Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
- Why do elephants never use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!
- What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey, bud, when do you open?"
- Why did the pony go to the doctor? Because it was a little horse!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- What do you call a sad bird? A blue jay!
- Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antbodies!
- What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
- Why did the pig go to the casino? To play some slop machines!
- What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie!
- Why did the tomato refuse to be sliced? It didn't want to ketchup on its problems.
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little "vintage" cry.
- Why was the vegetable duo so good at basketball? They were great at handling the "lettuce"!
- How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog? With an onion ring, of course!
- Why were the strawberries so happy? They were in a jam together.
- What do you call a sleeping salad? A "dressing" in disguise.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit crumbly.
- What do you say to a pancake at a party? "You're flip-tastic!"
- Why did the bread go to therapy? It kneaded some emotional support.
- What did the grain of rice say to the bean? "You're a soy-mate for me!"
- Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the cucumber changing in the dressing room.
- What did the grape say to the cheese? "You complement me perfectly!"
- Why did the carrot go to school? It wanted to be a "brighter" vegetable.
- What do you call a potato that's full of confidence? A "spud-tacular" tuber.
- Why was the refrigerator a great comedian? It always had the coolest jokes!
- What do you call a mushroom that's a great dancer? A fun-guy to be around!
- Why was the peach blushing? It heard a juicy secret from the apple.
- What did the bread say to the butter? "You're on a roll, my friend!"
- Why did the fruit bowl always break up fights? It wanted peace among its pears.
- What do you say to a quinoa that's going to a party? "Seeds you there!"
- Why don't bicycles ever make good travel companions? They're always two-tired to keep up!
- What's a magician's favorite mode of transportation? Abraca-cab!
- How do you know if a map is trustworthy? If it's always heading in the right direction!
- Why was the airplane so good at making friends? It knew how to break the ice at high altitudes!
- What's a pirate's favorite way to travel? By ship - it arrr-guably offers the best view of the treasure!
- Why don't ghosts like to travel in elevators? They find it too spirit-crushing!
- What's a traveler's favorite kind of fruit? An adventure-apple - always ready for a journey!
- How does a kangaroo make travel plans? It hops to it and pouches its tickets!
- What did the suitcase say to the impatient traveler? "Pack your bags and have some patience!"
- What's an astronaut's preferred mode of transportation? A rocket ship - they like to reach for the stars!
- Why did the train make the best travel partner? It was always on track with its jokes!
- What's a skateboard's idea of a perfect vacation? A wheely good time at the park!
- How do you communicate with a travel-hungry bear? You let it know it's time to bear-ly leave and roam!
- What do you call a funny compass? A pun-needle - it always points towards laughter!
- What's a rock climber's favorite kind of humor? Punny rocks - they always make them chuckle!
- Why don't cars ever enjoy long road trips? They find them tire-some!
- What did the travel-loving frog say to its friend? "Hop on board, the adventure's ribbeting!"
- How do time travelers like to prepare for trips? They always make sure they're ahead of schedule!
- What's a tree's favorite method of transportation? Limousines - they make them feel leaf-tastic!
- Why did the wanderlust-inspired bell go on a journey? It wanted to ring in new experiences!
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, and the solutions weren't adding up - it needed to find its formula for happiness!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet, and it's a stellar event!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-i-gator - it's investigating in style!
- Why did the owl invite his friends over? Because he didn't want to be owl by himself - it's a wise choice!
- Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels - they prefer the open-skies over oceans!
- Why do elephants never use computers? They're afraid of the mouse - they prefer trunk calls for communication!
- What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey, bud, when do you open?" - it's a buzzing conversation starter!
- Why did the pony go to the doctor? Because it was a little horse - it needed its mane checked!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite - it's a cool combo!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer - it's taking a bullish nap!
- What do you call a sad bird? A blue jay - it's feeling a bit feathered!
- Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antbodies - they're immune to any picnic mishaps!
- What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk - it's a-munch-us primate!
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse - it's a purr-fect surveillance setup!
- Why did the pig go to the casino? To play some slop machines - it's a porky good time!
- What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie - it's a many-legged form of communication!
- Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks - it's a cluckin' good rhythm section!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear - it's a toothless cuddle buddy!
- Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives - they've got paws for epic gaming!
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown? The king of the sea - it's a fin-tastic ruler!
- What does a musical tree do? It leaves a note!
- Why did the composer go broke? He had too many notes!
- How does a musician show off their wealth? They flash their sharp attire!
- What do you call a pianist's pet parrot? A sharp-minor bird!
- Why don't musicians ever get lost? They always find the right key!
- What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
- Why don't pianists ever play hide and seek? They're always under a grand cover!
- Why was the guitarist put in jail? They got caught fingering A-minor!
- How did the music teacher introduce the piano? "Eloquent, isn't it, with its grand introduction?"
- Why was the musician always calm? They knew their troubles were just a rest away!
- What did the singer bring to the camping trip? A pitch-perfect tent!
- Why do musicians make terrible drivers? They're always changing keys!
- What do you call a musical football team? The Sharp-nals!
- What did the guitar say to the violin? "You pluck at my heartstrings!"
- Why do pianists make great storytellers? They know how to string together the right notes!
- What happens when a musician loses their sheet music? They go off-key naturedly!
- Why did the drummer join the renovation team? They always knew how to beat things into shape!
- What's a musical ghost's favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
- How did the musician make sure their plants grew well? They provided good bass-timbre and treble-tment!
- Why don't composers ever get locked out? They always carry a sharp-key!
- Why did the baseball team go to the bank? They wanted to get a better pitch!
- How do soccer players stay cool during a game? They use their header-conditioning!
- Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
- What do you call a fish that plays basketball? A slam-dunkin' tuna!
- Why was the math book sad at the football game? It couldn't find its X's and O's!
- How do quarterbacks stay warm? They huddle up for some good protection!
- Why was the bike so good at gymnastics? It had perfect balance beam handling!
- What do you call a runner who is always falling? Tripple threat!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- How do basketball players stay organized? They always keep a court schedule!
- What did the volleyball say to the basketball? "You've got some serious net-working skills!"
- Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
- What do you call a marathon for skunks? A smelly-on!
- Why did the tennis player go to the bank? To get his serves checked!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a goalie? Frostbite prevention!
- Why did the baseball team go to the bank? They heard it had a great pitch!
- What's a goalie's favorite bedtime story? "The Keeper and the Pea!"
- How do you know if a football team is smart? They always come up with game-changing strategies!
- Why did the soccer team go to the bank? They were kicking around some money ideas!
- What do you call a home-run hitting fish? A grand-slamulon!
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