Hey there, all you pun-lovers! Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and you know what that means - it's time for some turkey-tastic puns! In today's post, I've rounded up over 200 gobble-worthy puns that will have you laughing so hard you might just burst your belt buckle! Whether you're a fan of corny jokes or more sophisticated wordplay, there's something in here for everyone to enjoy. So pull up a chair, grab a slice of pumpkin pie, and get ready to feast on some hilarious Thanksgiving puns. Let's gobble 'em up! 🦃🍁🍂
Puns
1. Best Puns
- Why did the turkey sit at the piano?
- Because he wanted to play some drumsticks!
- What did the cranberry say to the turkey?
- Stop goblin' up all the attention!
- What do you call a running turkey?
- Fast food!
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
- It had 24 carrots!
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
- Pumpkin pi!
- Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
- He was already stuffed!
- What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
- Peach gobbler!
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
- To prove he wasn't chicken!
- What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?
- Squash!
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
- A poultrygeist!
- Why did the turkey join the band?
- Because he had the drumsticks!
2. Popular Puns
- What kind of music do Pilgrims like?
- Plymouth Rock!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of weather?
- Fowl weather!
- Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
- He wanted to give a gobble talk!
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
- Lucky!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
- Cranberry sauce for days!
- Why did the cranberries turn red?
- Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What's a pumpkin's favorite TV show?
- Smashing Pumpkins!
- Why did the cranberries go to therapy?
- They had too much emotional baggage!
- What's a turkey's favorite dance move?
- The Butterball!
- What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
- A receding hare-line!
- Why did the turkey bring a cell phone to dinner?
- To make a wing call!
- What's a turkey's favorite pre-meal activity?
- Watching "Peck Your Battles" on TV!
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
- I'm not sure, but I wouldn't want to wrap it in bacon!
3. Short Puns
- Why did the turkey bring a map to Thanksgiving dinner?
- To find his way to the gravy train!
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving that's been working out?
- A fitness gobbler!
- Why did the turkey join a talent show?
- He had all the drumming skills!
- What do you call a turkey who's a sore loser?
- A jive turkey!
- Why was the turkey asked to join the football team?
- Because he's great at gobbling up yardage!
- What do you call a turkey during a tense moment in a movie?
- A suspense-thriller!
- Why did the turkey chef get praised for his work?
- He made the perfect stuffing impression!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of investment?
- Stock options!
- Why don't turkeys ever tell secrets?
- Because they always talk with too much giblet!
- What do you call a turkey who's a rockstar in the kitchen?
- A gobblet-weaver!
- Why did the turkey refuse to run the marathon?
- He didn't want to get "gobbled" up in the competition!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of hobby?
- Feather crafting!
- Why don't turkeys ever play hide and seek?
- Because they're always overexposed!
- What do you call a turkey who's an excellent architect?
- A gable turkey!
- Why did the cranberry sauce go to the beach?
- To get a little tan-gy!
4. Puns with Questions and Answers
- Why did the turkey bring a pillow to the Thanksgiving feast?
- To have a drumstick siesta!
- What do you call a turkey who's good at baseball?
- A foul ball!
- Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
- It saw the turkey dressing!
- What do you call a turkey with a sunburn?
- A roasted bird!
- Why don't turkeys ever get into arguments?
- They always find common groun(d)!
- What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving?
- "Quack, quack!"
- Why did the turkey sit on the computer?
- To keep an eye on the web!
- What's a turkey's favorite movie genre?
- Peck-tion films!
- Why did the sweet potato get into a fight with the turkey?
- They couldn't agree on the mash-up!
- What do you call the turkey's band?
- The Wishbone Thugs-N-Harmony!
- Why did the turkey bring a detective to Thanksgiving dinner?
- To solve the case of the missing gravy!
- What do you call a grouchy turkey?
- A fowl mood!
- Why did the turkey join a talent show?
- He had all the drumming skills!
- What do you call a turkey who's a sore loser?
- A jive turkey!
- Why was the turkey asked to join the football team?
- Because he's great at gobbling up yardage!
5. Funny Phrases
- What's a turkey's favorite kind of music?
- Drum and bass!
- Why did the turkey bring a carrot to Thanksgiving dinner?
- It wanted to have a balanced meal with 24 carrots!
- What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes?
- "You're such a mash-tastic friend!"
- Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o-lantern?
- It wanted to have a "gourdgeous" view!
- What's a turkey's favorite kind of weather?
- Fowl front coming in!
- Why did the cranberries go to a comedy show?
- They wanted to be berry entertained!
- What do you call a pumpkin who plays the guitar?
- A jammin' jack-o-lantern!
- Why did the turkey bring a map to Thanksgiving dinner?
- To find his way to the gravy train!
- What do you call a turkey who's a sore loser?
- A jive turkey!
- Why was the turkey asked to join the football team?
- Because he's great at gobbling up yardage!
- What did the turkey say to the cranberry sauce?
- "You're the berry best!"
- Why did the turkey chef go to therapy?
- He had too much poultry under pressure!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of investment?
- Stock options!
- Why don't turkeys ever tell secrets?
- Because they always talk with too much giblet!
- What do you call a turkey who's an excellent architect?
- A gable turkey!
6. Clever Wordplay
- Why did the turkey bring a camera to Thanksgiving dinner?
- To capture the "gravy" moments!
- What do you call a turkey who's a natural comedian?
- A laugh-gobbler!
- Why did the turkey win an Oscar?
- Because of his "out-standing" performance!
- What's a pumpkin's favorite music genre?
- Gourd-core rock!
- Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend?
- She told him he was too "fowl"!
- What do you call a turkey who's a math whiz?
- A gobbleganger!
- Why did the cranberries start their own business?
- They wanted to be independent "raisins"!
- What's a turkey's favorite game at the casino?
- Gobbler's luck!
- Why did the sweet potatoes go to couples therapy with the mashed potatoes?
- They needed to work on their "mash-communication"!
- What do you call a turkey with a great singing voice?
- A gobblet opera singer!
- Why did the cranberry sauce start a band?
- It wanted to be a saucy rockstar!
- What's a turkey's favorite ride at the amusement park?
- The gobble-coaster!
- Why was the turkey chef so calm in the kitchen?
- He had a strong "thyme" management skills!
- What do you call a turkey who's a fashion icon?
- A "featherista"!
- Why did the cranberries start meditating?
- They needed to find their inner "cran-peace"!
- What's a turkey's favorite social media platform?
- Gobble-gram!
- Why did the turkey break up with his dessert?
- It was too "pie-stressful"!
- What's a turkey's favorite kind of music at Thanksgiving?
- Gravy-oke!
- Why did the cranberry sauce visit the doctor after Thanksgiving?
- It needed a little tart care!
- What do you call a turkey who loves to read?
- A "gobbler" of good books!
- Why did the sweet potatoes start a band?
- They wanted to be a-mash-ing musicians!
- What's a turkey's favorite part of a play?
- The inter-gobble mission!
- Why did the chef wear special shoes on Thanksgiving?
- They were "gravy-tational"!
- What do you call a turkey who's a scientist?
- A "gobble"-ologist!
- Why did the cranberries host a movie marathon after Thanksgiving?
- They were looking for some berry good entertainment!
- What's a turkey's favorite kind of sandwich?
- A gobblet sandwich!
- Why did the mashed potatoes go to therapy?
- They had too much "mash-turbation" on their minds!
- What do you call a turkey who's a news reporter?
- A gobble-journalist!
- Why did the chef bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner?
- For the "high-stakes" cooking!
- What's a turkey's favorite kind of tea on Thanksgiving?
- Gin-gobble tea!
- Why did the cranberry sauce dress up as a superhero for Halloween?
- It wanted to be a "cran-crime-fighter"!
- What do you call a turkey who's a public speaker?
- A gobble-orator!
8. Turkey Jokes
- Why was the turkey chef so good at math?
- Because he had excellent counting skills - especially when it came to drumsticks!
- What did the turkey say to the computer on Thanksgiving?
- "Google, Google,!"
- Why was the turkey detective so successful?
- He always had a great "clue" on how to solve the case of the missing stuffing!
- What do you call a turkey who's a famous author?
- A "gobble"t of best-selling novels!
- Why did the turkey bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving feast?
- To make sure he could get to the top "roost" of the jokes!
- What's a turkey's favorite kind of music to listen to before Thanksgiving?
- Rock and "gobble"!
- Why did the turkey get into a fight with the mashed potatoes?
- They couldn't agree on who was the "mash-ter" of the dinner table!
- What do you call a turkey who's an expert in geography?
- A gobble-trotter!
- Why was the turkey astronaut so excited for Thanksgiving?
- He couldn't wait to experience "inter-gobble"actic travel!
- What's a turkey's favorite game to play at the Thanksgiving party?
- Gobble-opoly!
- Why did the turkey take a nap before the big feast?
- He wanted to be "well-rested" for all the gobbling ahead!
- What do you call a turkey who's a great athlete?
- A gobble-champion!
- Why did the turkey cross the road backward on Thanksgiving?
- To prove he wasn't a "chicken" when it came to facing traffic!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of art to create on Thanksgiving?
- A "poultry" of work!
- Why did the turkey sit on the jack-o-lantern on Thanksgiving Eve?
- He wanted to have a last-minute "gourdgeous" view before the feast!
9. Corny Humor
- Why did the turkey audition for a play?
- Because it wanted to be the star of the "gobble" theater!
- What do you call a turkey who's a comedian?
- A laugh-gobbler!
- Why was the turkey chef always calm and collected?
- Because he had excellent "thyme" management skills!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of exercise?
- Gobble-ups!
- Why did the turkey get promoted at work?
- Because it had exceptional "fowl"-lowship skills!
- What do you call a turkey who's great at solving puzzles?
- A gobble-master!
- Why did the turkey bring a camera to the Thanksgiving parade?
- To capture all the "gobble-tastic" memories!
- What's a turkey's favorite type of music at Thanksgiving?
- Rock and "gobble"! 🎶
- Why did the turkey join the acapella group?
- It had a superb gobble-tone!
- What do you call a turkey who's an expert in etiquette?
- A gobble-guru!
- Why did the turkey get a standing ovation at the Thanksgiving party?
- Because it delivered an "egg-cellent" speech!
- What's a turkey's favorite game to play on Thanksgiving?
- Gobble-opoly!
- Why was the turkey chef so good at math?
- Because he had excellent counting skills - especially when it came to drumsticks!
- What did the turkey say to the computer on Thanksgiving?
- "Google, Google,!"
- Why did the turkey detective so successful?
- He always had a great "clue" on how to solve the case of the missing stuffing!
- What do you call a turkey who's a famous author?
- A "gobble"t of best-selling novels!
10. Gravy Puns
- Why did the gravy tell such good jokes?
- Because it had a saucy sense of humor!
- What do you call a gravy that can dance?
- A smooth pour-mer!
- Why was the gravy so popular at Thanksgiving?
- It always knew how to make a smooth entrance!
- What do you call a gravy who's great at math?
- A sauce-a-ge!
- Why did the gravy break up with the mashed potatoes?
- It felt like it was getting too "emulsified" in the relationship!
- What's a gravy's favorite part of a Thanksgiving play?
- The saucy climax!
- Why did the gravy visit the therapist after Thanksgiving?
- It had too many unresolved sauce-ues!
- What do you call a gravy who's a smooth talker?
- A debonair drizzle!
- Why did the gravy bring tissues to Thanksgiving dinner?
- It knew it was going to make some people tear up with joy!
- What's a gravy's favorite type of music to listen to before Thanksgiving?
- Smooth and saucy tunes!
- Why did the gravy become a successful chef?
- It always knew how to pour its heart and soul into every dish!
- What do you call a gravy who's an expert in manners?
- A polite pour-son!
- Why did the gravy join the choir for Thanksgiving?
- It wanted to add some soulful "au jus" to the harmonies!
- What's a gravy's favorite bedtime story?
- The sauce of "Sleepy Hollow"!
- Why did the gravy break up with the cranberry sauce?
- It felt like they were in a saucy love triangle with the mashed potatoes!
- Why did the pie go to the dentist?
- It needed a filling!
- What do you call a pie who's great at telling stories?
- A pie-oneer of tall tales!
- Why did the pumpkin pie break up with the apple pie?
- They were having a crusty relationship!
- What's a pie's favorite type of dance?
- A flaky twist!
- Why did the blueberry pie get a standing ovation?
- It delivered a berry impressive performance!
- What do you call a pie who's great at math?
- A "pi"oneer of calculus!
- Why don't pies ever get into arguments?
- They always find a way to crust compromise!
- What's a pie's favorite accessory?
- A lattice-trimmed hat!
- Why did the pecan pie visit the gym?
- It wanted to work on its pecan muscles!
- What do you call a pie who's a famous comedian?
- A real "witty crust"!
- Why did the cherry pie get a round of applause?
- It was absolutely "pitting" on a fantastic show!
- What's a pie's favorite kind of music?
- Bake 'n' roll!
- Why did the apple pie go to therapy?
- It had too many issues with its apple peelings!
- What do you call a pie in a hurry?
- A pastry on the run!
- Why was the pumpkin pie so popular with the other desserts?
- It had an undeniable "pumpkin spice" about it!
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